Posted by Richard on April 22, 2007
You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
You yell “LFG” when being picked for sports teams.
You inspect people’s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
You don’t know someone’s name and you look above their head.
You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
You pass a cop and wonder if you just aggroed him.
You ask a store clerk how much you can sell your shoes for.
You buy a bag from the store and you check to see how many slots it has.
You visit airports just to get more flight paths.
You train to be Master Looter when shopping at the mall.
You wonder if real wolves have belts and shoes on them.
You pick up a rock and try to use it as a hearthstone.
Talking cows and zombies don’t scare you.
You brag to your friends that your belt gives you +5 stamina.
You think life ends at age 70.
You ask the nearest police officer where the closet weapon vendor is.
You try to book a trip to Azeroth.
You walk into a bar and ask for Stratholm Holy Water.
You get mad when you’re not allowed to deposit your weapons in the bank.
You run around the streets wearing nothing but underwear, shouting “GOLD PLS!”
You buy a horse on your 40th birthday.
You buy an even better horse on your 60th birthday.
You buy a small plane on your 70th birthday.
You climb on top of your mailbox and dance.
You are still reading this.
You go to a car dealer and ask whether the cars will increase your speed by 60% or by 100%.
You ask whether mithril spurs are an option.
You try to find a Mini Diablo at the local pet store.
You walk to the next nearest city so you can fly there next time.
Your girlfriend’s not 27 years old; she’s level 27.
Her underwear is a “rare” drop.
You stop wondering why your backpack can hold 16 pairs of boots, but can’t hold 17 rings.
You go to a park and pick flowers to improve your Herbalism skill.
You start mining stones.
You melt pennies and try to turn them into copper bars.
Someone asks you where something is and you yell at them to look it up on thottbot .
You ignore a level 60 demon, but remember when you ran screaming from a level 8 bear.
You ride the bus to work, telling everyone that you’re saving up for your epic mount.
On blah wintery days, you wish you could type “.wchange 0 0” to make the sun come out.
You rip your pants and try to have them fixed at a blacksmith shop.
You think of your belt buckle as an extra socket.
You install your own MaNGOS server just so you can play on Tuesday mornings.
You look for the NumLock button when driving in your car.
No matter what you’re doing on your computer, you first put three fingers on A, W, and D.
You drink ten cans of RedBull to increase your run speed by 30%.
You ask everyone you meet, “Wanna join my guild?”
Someone asks you to pick up something for them and you say “Inventory is Full.”
You take the subway and wish it had an underground aquarium.
You start expecting rewards for doing work.
A beautiful girl asks you out on a date. You refuse because your guild is doing a Naxx raid.
You didn’t think the World of Warcraft South Park episode was all that funny.
You check your in-game mail to see how your auctions are doing before you check your email.
When you see “Wow” in advertisements, you wonder why they got the capitalization wrong.
Having read this, you now want to play.
Read your post… you might like this relevant video we found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXocZlVMpro
I have to admit, I had a “you know” moment while I was traveling, by car, on vacation and wanted to click on the car in front of me and put myself on follow. Maybe I should email Toyota with my suggestion.
lol I do check my in-game mail far, far more often then email
You know you’ve been playing too much WoW when you’re driving up a hill and wish you could change the camera angle to check for oncoming cars.
That actually happened to me.
Lol I agree, and it’s true I wanna reactivate my account, and I do put my fingers on AWD even tho I stopped playing 3 months ago LOL
wow this is so real XD
You run around the streets wearing nothing but underwear, shouting “GOLD PLS!”
I do that every day, lol
this is epic
How about ” It makes you mad that they never have finished the roof at Westfall”
how do you know when you have played too much world of warcraft?
when someone tells you to get a life you say — ‘sure, where does it drop?’
how do you know when you have played too much world of warcraft?
when your microwave says ‘Ding!’ you say ‘gz!’
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky!!!1one!!1~@##eleven!
You know you’ve been playing too much WoW when you don’t mind going swin all dressed
You know you’ve been playing too much WoW when you’re surprise of beeing wet after getting out of the pool.
When letting your kittens outside for the first time, you pretend that they are WOW characters and that the frontdoor is the “Dark Portal” and outside is “Outland”.
I know one… “You know you play World of Warcraft roo much when your microwave goes “Ding” and you say Grats!”
When driving down the road, you look for herbs.
You wake up birthday morning and think “ding.”
You refer to your car as your mount.
Plane flights are “swift flight form.”
I accidentally refer to my bank account balance in gold, and change in my pocket as silver.
When I wake up moody or grumpy, I feel like I have a debuff.
Colds, flu’s and stomach aches should only last 10 minutes ><
Once referred to going home as hearthing.
Highways are flight paths.
Drinking coffee gives you a buff.
I have referred to my pets as critters.
When I get a good grade on a test, I feel like I killed a boss and earned rep. Acing a final = exalted.
When deciding my career choice, you are deciding on your spec.
You have called someone a noob for not knowing something.
Here is one I heard recently; ” You know you play WoW too much when your action bar is burnt into your screen”
When you put one pie in the oven and two come out cooked and it doesn’t surprise you.
When a family member dies and you wonder how long its taken them to run back to their body.
You only go to church for the stamina buff 😉
You know u play to much WoW when “you kill a bear for exp”