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- You wave your pen around and repeat “wingardium leviOHsa” to various inanimate objects
- You talk in low hisses to snakes
- You want to buy a train and name it the Hogwarts Express
- You glue a compass to the dashboard of your car and try to get the car to fly
- You try to make polyjuice potion
- You get a diary and never write in it
- You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J.K. Rowling does
- You see a murderer holding a knife in a movie and you shout out “Expelliarmus!”
- You try to make your chess pieces move and talk
- You draw a lightning scar on your forehead
- You start sleeping in the cupboard under the stairs
- You are absolutely certain that your letter from Hogwarts is lost in the mail and that it will arrive any day now
- You travel into forests looking for injured unicorns
- You wish ESPN would show Quidditch
- You wish your dog would grow 2 more heads
- You had to go to the hospital after breaking your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten
- You name your first child Harry or Hermione
- On Halloween you give little trick or treaters dressed up as Harry Potter characters more candy than the other ones
- You look at the local community college’s curriculum for courses on Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark Arts
- You buy a rat, name him Peter, and put a sign on the cage that reads “Azkaban”
- You own a white owl
- You always write out Harry Potter instead of just HP
- HP doesn’t mean just Hewlett-Packard anymore
- You check daily to see if Moaning Myrtle has moved into your toilet
- You commission signmakers in England to create a Platform 9 3/4 sign for your wall (*ahem*)
- You add Hogwarts and Quidditch to your spell checker
- You create a list like this…
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